The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Christian Bale
One strike, and they're out.
He went oui, oui.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
Hell-if-I-know
Because the captain stood on the deck.
A boar constrictor!
With a pig pen.