The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Too many cheetahs.
I replied.
I ain't no snitch.
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because his home was a maze thing.
Because it's a cold day in hell....
Hell was full.
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Piiig
In porking lots.