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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.