The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Jack of all Spades
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."
She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian
A Cheetah.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Holding the pig together.
