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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.