How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago