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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

Sub-standard.