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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed