How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man