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What would you like it to be?

A joke.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)