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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.