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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.