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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.