What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.