If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Because I don't love you anymore.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
I told her that drinks were on the house
For bringing home the bacon.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
They've both had a downy inside em.
A milkshake
A milkshake.
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
In case your other agus breaks.
