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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.