What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...