What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!