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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.