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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.