What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.