Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.