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School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.