School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.