School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide