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Fruit Punch Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

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Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...