Fruit Punch Jokes

What's a homophobe's favorite drink?

Fruit punch

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing