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Fruit Punch Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas so popular?

Because they have appeal

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.