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Fruit Punch Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.