Fruit Punch Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces