Fruit Punch Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a ninjas favorite drink?

Wataa and fruit punch!

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Ze Jokes More Ze Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.