What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief