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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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G Jokes More G Jokes

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.