What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions