Wad Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.