He was snowed in.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Racism has many faces
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
A firm grip on the back of her head.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
Infidel.
Post-Hummus
Sorry guys, moustache!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
He got fired.
Bacon.
A stinkasaurus!
An offer you can't understand.
Arabs
Allah-penos