Because they are already covered.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Her brother has a moustache.
His friends egged him on
Who cares.
Reddit
They both spit fire
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Left behind
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
Post-Hummus
Because she stole his heart
To get to the other slide!
A croaker spaniel!