Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.