Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.