What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!