What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.