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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard.