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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.