How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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Who wins the election?

America.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age