How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring