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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'