How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.