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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.