Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore