Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.