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Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

End Jokes More End Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.