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Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

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An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Tink Jokes More Tink Jokes

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.