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Baby Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

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Milk and quackers.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer