Baby elephants.
With a fork lift truck!
When it's a baby elephant!
Out of the way!
Six weeks old!
About eighty years
Milk and quackers.
The farmers milk them dry.
Ahhh-shoes.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
A lukeworm.
The Atlantic Ocean.