Baby Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

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I'll be Bach

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.