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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.