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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!