Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!