Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?

On squid row!