What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.