What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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One less drunk.

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I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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To study abroad.

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Cross country.

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

Removed

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.