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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.