What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Remodve

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.