What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.