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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!