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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.