What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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For hentertainment!

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Lawsuits.

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Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!