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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!