What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!