Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!