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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!