Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.