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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!