What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.