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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.