What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.