What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.