What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

How do you get a grad student off your porch?

You pay them for the pizza.

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot