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What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

How do you get a grad student off your porch?

You pay them for the pizza.

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."