Japanese Man Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

What is the program for pranking insane people called?

Pantaloon

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside