Japanese Man Jokes

What do Japanese men do when they have erections?

Vote

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!