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Japanese Man Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Prank Jokes More Prank Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.