Japanese Man Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?

They vote.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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They go to the polls and vote.

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What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Where do electricians get supplies?

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.