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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!