Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.