Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!