Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift