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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!