Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.