Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.