Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded