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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.