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Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio