Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
He'd be an illegal alien.
Tequila mocking bird
Cantelope.
Because it's easier than running from the law.
Dems!
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Allah-bama
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
The lottery.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.