Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Cross-country

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Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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He didn't have any depth perception

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One U.S. Liter

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I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

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The dime had more cents.

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Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.