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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.