Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.