Who do you see winning the presidency i...

How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.