Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.