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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

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Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.