Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.