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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.