Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision