What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.