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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.