What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween confused?

Because: 25 DEC == 31 OCT Merry Christmas Fellow Nerds!

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.