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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.