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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!