When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.