What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...