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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!