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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.