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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.