What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.