How can you tell if a loaf of bread is ...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?