How can you tell if a loaf of bread is ...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?