How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!