How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.