How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!