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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.