What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill