What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.