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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!