What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.