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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill