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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What is an autograph?

A chart which shows car sales.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei