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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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What is an autograph?

A chart which shows car sales.

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei