What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei