Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.