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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.