Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.