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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.