Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*