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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.