Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

Lmayo ahh

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*