Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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Supreme Reader Jokes More Supreme Reader Jokes

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Indict Jokes More Indict Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.