Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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Both do hat tricks!

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He hippo-tized him!

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Da-Ta!!

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Run/CMD

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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A Labracadabrador

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A labracadabrador

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A plane bagel.

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The World Trade Center

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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Vin Diesel!

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in Polish women's prisons?

They're made out of dill dough.