Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Dyslexic Programmer Jokes More Dyslexic Programmer Jokes

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.