Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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A labracadabrador! I am not sorry.

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A Labracadabrador.

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Da-Ta!!

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.