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Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

Akjnveoajknoea

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow