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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type