Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards