Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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A hamburglar!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.