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Doubloon Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.