What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.