What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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What do you call someone that delivers baby horses?

An Equinecologist.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er