What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!