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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!