What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.