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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!