What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.