How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there